I… hope you’d be okay with me doing neither of those things.
No, you don’t understand! The key to comedy is doing exactly what we expect you to do!
Seriously, dude, get with it.
Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.
Me: What black pen?
Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.
Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?
Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.
this almost made me cry
this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.
I feel ill
That’s when you add a non-negotiable extra charge. Seriously.
IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitly because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me
Either that, or I notice and then talk myself out of believing it.
"I think they’re flirting with me."
"Don’t be so self-centered, me!"
"Yeah, they’re probably not."